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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Teams I don't want to win and why

posted by Bit @ Tuesday, April 25, 2006
The following is a list of teams I don't want to win.
  1. Atlanta Hawks - Because they're not the Timberwolves and because JJ is a selfish SOB
  2. Boston Celtics - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  3. Charlotte Bobcats - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  4. Chicago Bulls - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  5. Cleveland Cavaliers - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  6. Dallas Mavericks - Because they're not the Timberwolves and just to spite Carlo
  7. Denver Nuggets - Because they're not the Timberwolves and their whole frontline's in and out of the IR
  8. Detroit Pistons - Because they're not the Timberwolves, and even if they'll probably win it all anyway
  9. Golden State Warriors - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  10. Houston Rockets - Because they're not the Timberwolves and T-Mac bothers me
  11. Indiana Pacers - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  12. Los Angeles Clippers - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  13. Los Angeles Lakers - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  14. Memphis Grizzlies - Because they're not the Timberwolves and to spite Eumir
  15. Miami Heat - Because they're not the Timberwolves and I don't like Antoine Walker
  16. Milwaukee Bucks - Because they're not the Timberwolves and I don't like how "Milwaukee" is spelled
  17. New Jersey Nets - Because they're not the Timberwolves and Vince Carter should be damned for the Raptors debacle
  18. New Orleans Hornets - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  19. New York Knicks - Because they're not the Timberwolves and there's no point in rooting for them since its impossible for them to win anyway
  20. Orlando Magic - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  21. Phoenix Suns - Because they're not the Timberwolves and to spite Jase and his fanaticism
  22. Philadelphia 76ers - Because they're not the Timberwolves and Chris Webber sucks
  23. Portland Trailblazers - Because they're not the Timberwolves and Darius Miles and Z-bo both suck
  24. Sacramento Kings - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  25. San Antonio Spurs - Because they're not the Timberwolves and they're damn boring
  26. Toronto Raptors - Because they're not the Timberwolves
  27. Utah Jazz - Because they're not the Timberwolves and they don't have a chance in hell without Stockton and Malone
  28. Washington Wizards - Because they're not the Timberwolves and Arenas' perpetual search for revenge and hatin' cannot lead to good things, so says the Good Book
There you have it. All of my "Why I don't want the [team name] to win" entries in one long list. And for formality's sake, here's a list of teams I wouldn't mind winning and why:
  1. Seattle Supersonics - Because Ray-ray, Ridnour, Shard, Petro, and Swift are awesome.

Comments

bitterness, i sense in you young padawan
# posted by Blogger eums : 11:39 AM
 
Yes. Their potential and occasional flashes of brilliance are awesome.
# posted by Blogger Bit : 9:37 PM
 
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