Friday, April 07, 2006
spice up your basket balls...
Basketball althrough out the ages has been played by many, watched by multitudes and viewed by millions. Its players are worshiped by many, followed by some and even fantasized by a handful. And why not, its basic principle of ball-shooting with applied physics, calculus and bio-chemistery(steriods) can be done by any homosapien fool. Yet once in awhile you need to spice things up, add a few more variables in order to add millions and millions more of new fanatics. Here are some few suggestions that are well researched and computed:
1. 1-on-1 lumberjack match
Here is a simple and proven way to add more bang for your buck. Take two mild mannered people unlike Ron Artest and surround them with a handful of testostirone filled people( men or women). No one can get out of the court without having 50 technical fouls. That's right, technical foul. Nevermind the wussy 2 and 3 points. Let focus on the foul. Lets get it on! If you don't like lumberjack... then change it to limber-jack. Put limber homo jacks around naked. Who ever wants to get out will get poked. If yeh know what I mean... wink
2. Inter-racials games
Lets face it. Blacks are better than whites in sports.. well except hockey and bob-sled. So lets make things better for both sides to make it equal for them. Make sure all the whites are in one team and the blacks on a different( Kobe as solo ) . Then fix the rules. Blacks can shoot within 1ft from the 3pt line and white cant do a jumpshot. That simple. See by taking away there fortes, you make the game alittle unpredictable.( Except for Kobe, you know he wont pass the ball to anybody).
3. Lenten game special
Simple concept. Dont let them eat anything for 40days and 40nights (no steriods either) and let them play. The sole survivor wins.
Now, be advised that these suggestion are already carefully being considered by different proffesional basketball leagues and being decided to be held during all-star games where sportsmanship equates to being plastic and where players dont give a damn who wins as long as they are being paid.
1. 1-on-1 lumberjack match
Here is a simple and proven way to add more bang for your buck. Take two mild mannered people unlike Ron Artest and surround them with a handful of testostirone filled people( men or women). No one can get out of the court without having 50 technical fouls. That's right, technical foul. Nevermind the wussy 2 and 3 points. Let focus on the foul. Lets get it on! If you don't like lumberjack... then change it to limber-jack. Put limber homo jacks around naked. Who ever wants to get out will get poked. If yeh know what I mean... wink
2. Inter-racials games
Lets face it. Blacks are better than whites in sports.. well except hockey and bob-sled. So lets make things better for both sides to make it equal for them. Make sure all the whites are in one team and the blacks on a different( Kobe as solo ) . Then fix the rules. Blacks can shoot within 1ft from the 3pt line and white cant do a jumpshot. That simple. See by taking away there fortes, you make the game alittle unpredictable.( Except for Kobe, you know he wont pass the ball to anybody).
3. Lenten game special
Simple concept. Dont let them eat anything for 40days and 40nights (no steriods either) and let them play. The sole survivor wins.
Now, be advised that these suggestion are already carefully being considered by different proffesional basketball leagues and being decided to be held during all-star games where sportsmanship equates to being plastic and where players dont give a damn who wins as long as they are being paid.
